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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
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Dearest followers
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
Sincerely,
Me
(Source: thatstupidoldbloog)
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
(Source: astrangecall)
(Source: canucks-for-the-cup)
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Actors sometimes do facial exercises to get into character. But Cobie does this weird snorting thing. She’ll pull her shoulders back and forth and back and forth and snort over and over. It’s very unladylike, and yet somehow…strangely sexual. - Neil Patrick Harris
Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
rebloggable, as requested :)
this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds*
(Source: science-officer-spock)
